In My CLUTCHES!

I hate carrying shopping bags by the handles. It inevitably nicks me in shins as I navigate the crowded sidewalks of New York. Sometimes, the handle drops are too long for my vertically-challenged demeanor and the bag drags on the ground.

So I've developed a habit of carrying my shopping bags folded and tucked closely to my thighs or clasped under my arms. It's just more comfortable for me that way. Am I crazy? The answer is I am certifiable…certifiably chic!

It's also the reason why I've been carrying portfolios for several years. Sometimes, just having your junk in the palm of your hands is more satisfying than carrying a big tote bag or having a messenger bag strapped across your chest. On a light day, the only thing on me is a magazine or tablet, my phone, wallet, umbrella, Chapstick and a pack of gum.

Unsurprisingly, when Phillip Lim introduced his 31 Minute portfolio bag with the handle strap (see bag image on left). I was determined to get my clutches on

this perfect little bag; because I am crazy enough to think that someone could easily grab and steal my other portfolios from me while I'm in the subway since I'm not holding firmly onto my bag like I would if it were a briefcase. Obviously, this Lim bag suits my self-complicated neurotic lifestyle. It also happens that there is a Phillip Lim sample sale happening this week in the city. Hazza!

Making my way to the promise land today, I found a table with only one bag left in the camel color. Even though it didn't come with a dust bag, I managed to score the bag for 70% off the retail price. #WINNING

YES
The fashion gods wanted me to have this bag.

NO
You don't need this if you carry your bags like a normal sane person.

MAYBE
You're totally off the deep end and you prefer to use lunch boxes as your briefcases…and you happen to be a 50 year old corporate lawyer. Seek professional help.