HATING ON APPLE 5S, C, D, E, I, E, I, OH NO

Even though I was one of the first "early smartphone" adapters starting with iPhone 1 through 5, I decided today that I need to quit the Mac attacks.

Maybe it's the new 5S, 5C also known as C you later. Because I'm totally unimpressed and bored. I mean changing the case and launching it with a new OS is pure marketing b@llsh!t.

Seriously, I got the first iPhone because it was "cool." It made the crackberry seem like an antiquated typewriter from the early 1900s. But Apple's cool factor is evaporating. And this desert misses the rain. Let the ideas pour.

YES
Steve Jobs rest in peace. You took the cool with you.

NO
The Samsung phones aren't any better. They're so big and clunky, it's like having a brick in your pocket.

MAYBE
Apple is just down in the slumps and needs to get its mojo back. Seriously, the developers in Silicone Valley need to get a new medicinal marijuana dealer...erm...dispenser.