Monday, October 7, 2013

CURL UP & DYE!!!

This is typically how I feel when I'm faced with trying to decide what to do with my hair.

If the picture doesn't give it away, I have curly hair. It's the kind that you'd normally find on an All American Girl doll dressed in a prairie gown hitchin' a ride on a wagon. Or you'd find my kind of hair on an 8 year old Shirley Temple tap dancing on the staircase with a happy black man who has nothing better to do than to sing and dance back up to a little girl who's always in trouble and doesn't stop talking cutsie with her lisp.

Based on my run-on sentence, it's obvious that thinking about what to do with my hair is fraught with stress. Bald guys can shave it off or comb it over. Guys with pin straight hair can wear it however they want and will never have problems with hat hair during the winter. But even when I straightened my hair way back when, there was just so much of it that it was much more of a hassle to keep up with it than if I just kept it curly. The only downside is that there are no other ways to style curly hair.

Even after a thorough Google search, very little options popped up. I've narrowed it down to a style reminiscent of a Japanime drawing.

YES
Yu-Gi-Oh is my future. I mean, I have a Jonas brother in my hair vision board.

NO 
I don't have the head or face shape for a shaved head. Wish I did because I'd totally be in to it. No fuss..no muss. Dream hair.

MAYBE
You have an afro and work as a barista where that's totally okay. More power to you! You know I'm jealous.

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