Under Consideration: Pierced is Firece

Versus Pierced Backpack

It seems ironic that piercing an accessory is such a fashionable turn-on when I'm so easily turned-off by body piercings on a human.

Belly button, nose ring, tongue, nipple and nether region piercings seem so unsightly. Earrings make sense because gold and diamonds help you hear better. It's not science, but it's what I like to believe.

People who insert quarter-sized cork plugs in their ears need to plug their brains because it's leaking with good judgement. I have yet to be in a situation where I need to cork a bottle of Pinot and a random dude saves the day by giving me his cork piercing.

This Versus backpack is the closest thing I'll ever get to a piercing. It just does it for me with its functionality and punk rock attitude.

YES
We all need a little punk rock now and then.

NO
It's not the same if you put a safety in a regular black backpack. It has to be an epic Versace safety pin that shines so bright and sparkly like a diamond that Rhianna magically appears.

MAYBE
You prefer a briefcase or messenger bag.