I want to hide my perfect model body because it's hideous. Stop looking at me and appreciating it.
NO
It's never sexy time underneath this outfit unless a squirrel accidentally climbs into my slanket.
MAYBE
You're a Biggest Loser contestant who's lost 500 lbs and all of your clothes fit like this on you.
OR
MAYBE
You're an Olsen twin and you can both fit easily under one of these pieces…oh wait, this is from The Row.
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