It's Fashion Weak

I love Prada, but I hate this look. If it was taken apart, sold separately and I was being paid to wear it, then maybe this outfit could see the light of day in my closet. A gun to my head would also be a good reason to put this on.

But I have a better chance of having Wolverine and Batman arm wrestling for my love in Legoland than putting this look together on my body.

Where to start in this Fashion Weak look of the day…perhaps the fact that the model can't even sell it, should be a good starting point. If he walked into a bar, hit on a nun and a talking dog narrated the joke, it still doesn't work.

Oh Miuccia. Until global warming makes it summertime year round, you always have next season.

YES
This look is coming to an outlet mall near you. This is fashion weak in Milan.

NO
Unless you are a used car salesman in Hawaii, there's no place where this look works.


MAYBE
You want to look like a Men's Warehouse salesperson who's just gone on vacation. Congratulations. Your look is now high fashion.