Trendspotting: Barnacle Lady

I don't care that this was designed by the talented Mr. Bailey for Burberry Prorsum. This coat is hideous. It doesn't matter that it took 1,000,000 hours for imported Ukrainian ladies to stitch each pice of this awful looking bathrobe with overgrown sequined barnacles. She should have left this on the ship and walked the plank naked.

YES
I am really repulsed by this coat.

NO
It doesn't matter if the inside is lined with the Burberry plaid and this is English heritage at its finest. Your options would be to turn the coat inside out and get over the past.

MAYBE
You collect ugly, overpriced and unflattering pieces of clothing. See you on the cover of Harper's Bazaar.