You don't have to be an old guy to have man-boobs. It happens to a lot of guys. I think that there are 3 types of bosom buddies to identify:
1. The Fat Kid (aka Eatalotus Obesitatas)
2. The Genetic Mishap (aka Parentis Arte Blameoos)
3. The Simon Cowell (aka Musculous Saggus)
Aside from the obvious answers of go to a gym or call your trusted plastic surgeon for help, here are some helpful ways to de-accentuate your male decolletage.
1. Black v-neck shirts (aka a Cowell Shirt which shouldn't be confused with a cowl neck shirt) are your friends
2. Avoid anything that's too tight...this goes for life in general as well
3. Shirts which have a print across the chest helps to camouflage
4. Manx (the male version of spanx)
NO
1. Never wear thin knits or silk or any fabric that will cling to the slope of your bosoms
2. Avoid tank tops
3. Don't pierce your nipples
MAYBE
You're a guy or girl who's really into man cleavage and would prefer for your man to be loud and proud about their DDs. That's great for you and it's great for America. But I still don't want to see it.
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