It's the perfect pair for the guy who doesn't want to be noticed on the beach or in life. If you do wear this out, there's only 2 ways to pull it off successfully.
1. Wear it with a matching top and go full on Versace circa 1993. But don't wear the matching accessories. That's cray weird.
2. Wear it with a plain black or white shirt because finding the accent color to match ain't that easy. You can try, but you will undoubtedly fail.
NO
You don't need these snazzy shorts to enjoy the summer. But wearing a pair of these would definitely require major cojones and/or self-esteem and/or a yacht where you can wear whatever you want...because you're on a yacht.
MAYBE
You look like tan mom, honey boo-boo's dad or Carrot Top the comedian. In that case, anything to draw attention away from your face is warranted. Get two pairs of these shorts immediately. Do it for the children.
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