Monday, January 6, 2014

Trendspotting: Grease Ball

Saw this on GQ and it makes me slick...erm sick.

I mean, come on! You could slip and slide with this hairstyle and still have enough gunk to lubricate an amorous sperm whale.

The worst part of the article is GQ provided tips on how you can make this look your own with Oribe's Rock Hair Gel.

YES
If you want to repel girls, this is your hairstyle for the new year.

NO
You don't have to worry about this style if you're bald or have a serious shampoo allergy.

MAYBE
You're in a barbershop quartet and this is the mandatory hairstyle. It's ironic.

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