I haven't seen his latest film Oblivion and have no desire to pay $50 to go to see it in a NYC movie theater. But this red carpet image of Tom Party of 1 made me think, "Dude! You need to rethink your style."
Tom was the man! He defined a generation of X-treme Manhood that celebrated guys who went way out of their way to prove just how manly they are in a time as women continued to assert themselves in every segment of society.
Put aside Tom's influence on society and his impressive library of one-liners (i.e. Need for Speed or You Complete Me), I think it's time for Tom to handle the truth. His tie is the size of a placemat.
Not since Pavarotti's silk scarves have I seen a tie the width of a Subway 12 inch sub. Even Jerod would put that much fabric on a diet.
Maybe Katie left Tom because his look is stuck in the nineties style. But then again, that decade is back and currently current.
YES
A wide tie doesn't help anybody that short and stocky. It only works to add more width to the silhouette.
NO
You don't have to retire your tie. If you have enough of them, you can get creative like Martin Margiela and sew them all together to make a lovely shirt made out of ties.
MAYBE
You are a big stocky guy and a wide tie actually evens out your girth. More power to you. But seriously, call Jerod or your doctor and take care of that. Not everyone is Tom Cruise.
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