Wednesday, September 25, 2013

It's a Handful of Perfect

With a wallet, keys, the latest iPhone and several credit cards, club cards, IDs, metro card etc., I have a lot going on in my pockets.

It's not attractive. My ass looks like it has a tumor. And after time, it deforms my pants' back pocket and leaves an unattractive fade mark.

So I'm THAT guy you always see with the man clutch, the wristlet, the fanny pack, the back pack, the gym bag to carry all of my crap. But what I've always wanted is just something simple that can carry just the essentials--wallet, phone, keys and chapstick. Is that too much to ask?

Apparently it was, because I've been looking for years for a simple hand-held wallet. And it was worth waiting for because Philip Lim must have heard me complain at a bar and came up with the leather case to the left to meet my crazy needs. Although designed to be a sunglass case, I use it as an everything case since it fits all of my essentials plus it's small enough to fit into the palm of my hands with a strip of leather to keep it on my hand at all times...because I tend to lose stuff.

YES
Join my bag of crazy and get one for yourself.

NO
You don't need one if you only wear cargo pants or always have a blazer on, which have multiple pockets for all of your stuff.

MAYBE
You're okay with having a tumor on your ass. Just be aware that sitting on a wallet can lead to sciatica nerve damage especially if you sit in a car for too long. Hope you have health insurance.



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